when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via missinyouiskillingme)